be-careful-what-you-fish-for:

hotokichan:

This is the greatest race of dog known to mankind

I wonder how Baileys Race feels about this.

(Source: vivianredwood, via wellidunno)

"Oh shit! I’m sorry…I didn’t get that email that said I was suppose to like you! I completely take back the thoughts I had about you being a brainless, self-centered, bucket of twat fuel. And train myself into thinking you have a gorgeous personality! …let me check my spam folder. Nope! Nothing, so you’re still a dick hat."

…I fucking hate people.

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via reallyjazminn)

buttersutter:

Clock tower converted into a penthouse

(Source: greyeyedfox, via robinhook)

(via adamantineanchor)

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

(via whataboutadam)

(Source: thelostie, via blindn3ss)

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

(via uncle-selfie)