(via adamantineanchor)

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

(via whataboutadam)

(Source: thelostie, via blindn3ss)

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

(via uncle-selfie)

blinkingmidnightclock:

Ahem. I believe someone requested this edit.

(via shakinghandswithgod)

habloporloscodos:

De comida con la family! Yiiha! :) #sushi (en Restaurante Fore)

(via blindn3ss)

(Source: rigomachado, via sahoyah)

im not even sassy im just an asshole

(Source: wifipasswords, via darthlezbian)

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

(via minorfour)

me during the whole episode: *yells 'what the fuck'*
me at the end of the episode: *whispers 'what the fuck'*

Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

(via wellidunno)