
(via adamantineanchor)

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
(via whataboutadam)







(Source: rigomachado, via sahoyah)

im not even sassy im just an asshole
(Source: wifipasswords, via darthlezbian)


My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
(via minorfour)


Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “
YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT
(via wellidunno)

